勇士斗凯撒 Asterix Et Obelix Contre Cesa
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凯撒！凯撒！凯撒！凯撒！ Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
士兵们，神谕显灵 Soldiers, the soothsayers have pronounced themselves.
下个月，我们将入侵大不列颠 For the next moon, We will invade the Great Britain.
凯撒！凯撒！ Caesar! Caesar!
士兵们，全世界的目光都注视着你们 Soldiers, the entire world is looking at you.
为了罗马的荣誉而战 For the glory of Rome.
凯撒！凯撒！凯撒！ Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
高卢上下 All Around The Country.
即便是最小的村庄，也向凯撒纳税 To the smaller town, pay the Caesar's tax.
凯撒！凯撒！凯撒！ Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!
- 你答应告诉他 - You promised To talk with him. - 说什么？ - Talking of what?
别装蒜了 迄今为止，一座高卢村庄仍在顽强抵抗 You Know It very well. Of that Gallic town that keeps on offering resistance.
凯撒大帝才不关心呢 To Caesar that Gallic town he cares a pepper.
- 忙你的去吧 - You Have something else that to do. - 走着瞧，我会亲自告诉他 - we'll see. I will talk with him.
你敢，我会在凯撒大帝面前揭发你 If you do it, I tell him that you resell part...
私自出售军粮，用赚得的钱在罗马修了一座私人宫殿 Of the foodstuff of the army to make a palace in Rome for you.
- 无稽之谈 - It is lie. - 我有证据 - I have proofs.
- 很好 - Ah, good. - 要试试吗？ - What do you say?
你这个卑鄙小人，德特里瑜斯 You Are worse than me, Detritus.
过奖 How flattering.
我的演讲很好笑吗，德特里瑜斯？ Do You Find Funny my discourse, Detritus?
不，当然不是的 其实... No, no, Cesar. Of course not, he is than...
其实，是忒洛瑜斯讲了一个比利时人笑话 The fact is that Trolebus told me a Belgian joke
笑话？ Which One?
过来 Come closer.
来了 Go.
看着我 Look at me.
看着我的眼睛 To the eyes.
你有事瞒着我 You hide something from me.
我？瞒着凯撒大帝？ Hiding something, me?
凯撒大帝，我以忒洛瑜斯的脑袋发誓 Caesar! I swear it to you for Trolebus's head.
您也清楚，忒洛瑜斯是我重要的好朋友 And good you know how much I appreciate his friendship.
如果我撒谎，就拿他喂狮子！ Yes, that they throw Trolebus into the lions if I tell lies. That!
士兵！ soldiers!
为什么我们不能打败这些高卢人？ Why did we not manage to defeat those Gauls?
他们的村庄有什么特别之处？ What does that town have of special?
据我所知，就是一座普通的小村子 I Understand that its very normal little town.
和其他高卢村庄没有什么不同 That it is similar to any another Gallic town.
守卫，开门！我堂兄放牛回来了 Guard, open the door, its my cousin with the ox.
堂兄，你好 Open ! Hello cousin. How is it going?
快来快来!快来看看！ Approach! Come closer! come and look. Look! Yes, look!
看呀看呀，便宜又新鲜 Look, come closer. Fresh, very cheap fish.
闻闻，多新鲜呀 Come here, fresh fish. Come, fresh fish.
- 马上就来 - Yes, a minute. - 新鲜的鱼 快来看 - It is fresh, come closer, yes.
新鲜鱼，来看看呀！又肥又便宜 Come, come closer that is fresh. It is fresh. It is rich and cheap.
- 怎么？早看过了 - What do you want? I already seen it. - 老婆，气派吧？ - Look at... Isn't it magnificent, hey!
我说，他最近可长胖了不少 I Must Tell To myself That my husband has gotten fat lately.
加固了，万无一失 I took it into account. I reinforced everything.
- 站上去试试？ - Then, prove it. - 没问题 - Yes.
- 请吧 - Come, we go. - 知道啦！ - Yes!
起！ Up!
- 气派吧 - How's it going? - 阿卜哈哈古西克斯村长万岁！ - Long live Abraracourcix?
我愿成为一名歌唱家 I would liked to be an artist.
闭嘴，吟游诗人！ Shut up, bard!
你的臭鱼，拿好 Its not fresh, you keep it.
什么？我的鱼臭？ What? My fish is not fresh?
大伙来闻一闻，多香啊 Try smell it. Look that how good the smell.
- 你的鱼臭了 - Your fish is not fresh. - 臭了？ - That is not fresh?
闻闻，新鲜着呢 Smell my fish. My fish is fresh.
你闻不出吗？这新鲜的大海味儿？ Maybe u can't smell that well? Doesnt smell of the sea?
- 不新鲜 - No its not fresh. - 新鲜 - Yes it is fresh.
- 不新鲜 - No, it is not fresh. - 新鲜 - Yes, yes it is fresh.
- 不新鲜 - No it is not fresh! - 新鲜 - Yes it is fresh!
- 不新鲜! - No it is not fresh! No it is not fresh! - 新鲜！ - Yes it is fresh! Yes it is fresh!
不新鲜，臭了 No, it is not fresh.
- 伊达迪皮里克斯 - Edadepiédrix. - 打架了，我也要玩 - Ah, a fight. I go wanna go there.
伊达迪皮里克斯，亲爱的，你上岁数了，你都80了 Edadepiédrix your no longer young. Your 80 years old, My love.
快点走开 Leave me in alone of your the desires.
新鲜不新鲜，我都不要了 Fresh or no, I don't want anymore.
奥，鱼飞啦！ It's all gone
我身轻如燕吗，奥德纳菲吉克斯？ Have taken me for a butterfly, Ordenalfabigix?
抱歉，帕诺万能克斯，扔错了 Forgive, Panormix. I was distracted.
- 这鱼眼 - The fish eye's! - 新鲜吗？ - Is it fresh?
要我说，不新鲜 I said That; it is not fresh.
危险正笼罩着村子！ A great danger threatens the village.
快看鱼眼睛 Its written in the eye. Look!
坏消息！邪恶之人要对我们下毒手啦 It Is a sign, a bad spirit wants to harm to us.
就在这附近，我能感觉到 It is nearby. I feel their presence.
愿神灵庇佑我们 That the gods come to help us.
开门 Open the doors.
凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯，汇报军情 Talk, Caius Bonus, tell it to me everything.
他们有秘密武器--魔法药水，省长大人 They Have a weapon secret, Governor. A magical potion.
魔法药水？你唬我啊？ A magical potion? Good, do take me a fool or what?
不敢，省长大人 I wouldnt dare, Governor.
高卢祭司熬制药水，高卢人喝了以后战无不胜 A druid manufactures it and they become invincible when drinking it.
战无不胜？ lnvencibles?
是的，药水配方是祖上传下来的 yes, it is a secret give by their ancestors.
朱庇特大神在上！ By Jupiter.
得此秘方者 必得天下 If somebody discover that secret would be the master of the world.
所以，我没告诉其他人 For That Reason I did not tell it to nobody.
要是其他村庄... Imagine if the other villages...
做得好 我要统治全世界！ You Have Done Good. I love to be master of the world!
药效持续多长时间？ How long does the effect of that magical potion last?
大概十分钟 About 10 minutes.
十分钟后必须再喝一口 Then they have to ask the druid for more potion.
我们切断魔法药水供给 Now you. Cut off the supplies of the magic potion.
带足兵马 Gather the necessary soldiers.
军令如山 但是有个麻烦 I thought of it, but there is a problem.
- 麻烦？ - A problem? - 是的 大麻烦 - Yes, enormous.
一个大个子高卢人天生神力 不需要喝魔法药水 A colossal Gaul that doesn't need to drink the potion again.
小时候他曾掉进药水锅里 He fell in the pot full of the magic potion when still a baby.
设陷阱，捉住他 Neutralize him. Set him a trap.
我的工程师海伯瑜斯会帮你 Hypothenus will build it to you. He is my engineer.
没那么容易，他有一个机灵鬼密友 No will be easy. He never separates from his friend that is very clever.
别担心，海伯瑜斯是天才 No worries, Hypothenus is true child genius.
听？快要下雨了，天快塌了 Do You Hear? It is going to rain. The sky's coming down.
你再说话，上天就会崩落到你的石柱上了 If you continue that way, you will touch the sky with the menhir's tip.
真的？ Do you believe?
真的，你若哭鼻子的话，就砸到我们脑袋上 Yes, and if you tear it it could fall down to us on
别说了，我就怕这个 Don't say that, be quiet! Its the only thing that makes me panic.
- 砰的一响，压扁你 - And you will fall with a loud sound. - 别说了 - shut up !
- 我讲笑话呢 - I am kidding. - 一点也不好笑 - I do not find it funny.
你正常了才是笑话呢 You walk normal, that your jokes.
谁知道 我才不要冒险 You never know. I prefer not to take the risk.
快 快 Let's go.let's go.let's go.
- 阿斯泰利克斯与奥比里克斯 在此长眠 - Here Asterix and Obelix rest. - 要刻“哈哈”吗？ - Do I add "ha, ha"?
狮子喜欢文官 The lions adore to the intellectuals.
文官比百夫长皮肉嫩 Yes, they are more gentle than the centurions.
- 要是罗马人发现你 - If the Romans saw you. - 罗马人 罗马人 - The Romans, the Romans.
15天了，一个罗马人的影子也没有 连个罗马伏兵都没有 I haven't seen any for 15 days. Not an ambush, nothing.
他们不敢来了 你下手太狠了，他们很没面子 They no longer want to play, you hit them too hard, and you humiliate them.
- 没面子？ - Do I humiliate them? - 是的，有点 - Yes,a little.
罗马人打败了迦太基（现今突尼斯），征服了全世界，大家都怕罗马人 They destroy Carthage, the entire world, everyone fears them.
可是一个大胖子揍的他们屁滚尿流 And a fat uncle gives them beatings.
- 胖子？ - A fat uncle? - 对 - Yes.
胖子？你说谁呢？ What fat uncle? Who do you speak of?
我是说，一个叫做奥贝里克斯的伟大运动员 I meant a great athlete called Obelix.
很伟大 Ah, good.
他们来了 They're coming.
- 为什么要长眠？我不累 - Why must we rest? I'm not tired - 那是墓碑，奥贝里克斯 - It's a tombstone.Obelix.
- 我们死了？ - Are we dead? - 暂时没有 - No, not yet.
我们最好离开 But I don't like this.
上天崩落到我们头上了！ The sky's falling on our heads!
太好了！看压不扁你们 Already! Flat as cockroaches.
六个月，足足等了六个月！挨你们揍，被你们羞辱 I've waited six months! Six months of humilations and beatings!
用石头压扁他们，有创意吧？ The idea of the rock was it quite original, no?
好样的，涨你三倍工钱 Architect, I triplicate your salary.
有胖子在，你走运了 It good that i was fat,yeah?
不认输的高卢人，卖掉你们的内脏！ And you, unyielding Gallic, I will sell your entrails.
不可能！怎么可能！？ Oh, no. It can't be. Its not possible!
普路托（冥王）大神在上，糟了，糟了！ By Pluto, its a nightmare. Its a nightmare!
快！ Come on!
- 帮我！ - You also help. - 你觉得我能行吗？ -and what do you believe that I do?
还好出门前装了一瓶魔法药水 I filled it with magical potion before leaving. How lucky!
给我喝口 Give me a bit.
不行！你小时候掉进药水锅里 No, you already fell in the pot as a baby.
药力真猛 Enough.
快，士兵们，坐在岩石上！岩石上！ It is necessary to do something. Soldiers, get on the rock, on the rock.
凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯 奥，老朋友凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯 Caius Bonus. Oh Caius Bonus. My friend!
怎么了，凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯，和老朋友们乐一乐？ What happen? Caius Bonus, do you no longer want to play with your friends?
糊涂蛋！没有我们怎么精彩 How idiotic! You would get bored without us.
嗓子多美妙啊 You have a very beautiful voice.
歌儿也唱的好 and you also sings well.
拧啊拧啊柠 Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie...
不能怪我，上头有令 Iam not to blame, Iam just following orders.
和我们捉迷藏，很有趣吧 We do have good time together, no?
打打闹闹 嘻嘻哈哈 Yes. We did give a good beatings.
有趣，有趣 但是他下手太狠，士兵们受不了 Yes, yes, but he hits too hard. My men can't take it any more.
轻点打，好吗，奥贝里克斯？ It can be controlled. Do you promise it, Obelix?
不知道，尽量吧 Can't promises anything, but I will try.
凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯，警告你和你的走狗 Then Caius Bonus, think of it as a warning to your soldiers.
下周有好戏看咯 And next week we mount ourselves a good one.
疼！疼！疼！ Yes, yes, yes!
凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯的点子不怎么光明磊落，但是挺有创意的 The idea Caius Bonus gives is not very valiant, but yes imaginative?
朝我们扔了一块大石头 They tried to crush a rock on on top of our head.
石头砸下来 See, they push the enormous rock down.
我们还以为是上天崩落下来，砸到脑袋上 We seriously believe it fell fom the sky.
你说呢，奥贝里克斯？ Hey, Obelix?
还没有吃够吗？ Have you eaten more than enough?
早着呢，才吃第三只野猪 More than enough? Its only my third boar.
才第三只？还要再来三只吗？ Pardon,you only eaten up 3. For sure you eat up 3 more, no?
再来两只就够了 晚上少吃点 No, only two. At night I have my dinner fast.
瞧瞧你，还不够胖吗？ Look at you, don't you think that you are quite fat?
不胖,就是结实了点 Not fat, just well full.
- 她是谁？ - Who is she? - 什么“她是谁”？ - What do you mean who is she?
不记得了吗？大美人法拉芭拉 Don't you recognize her? It is Falbal?
法拉芭拉？普兰达提克斯的女儿？ Falbal? The small Falbal? The small...?
- 就是她 - Yes. - 女大十八变 - Looks different.
她在卢泰西亚念了8年书 Yes, It was 8 years ago when she went to study in Lutetia.
- 漂亮了 - Yes that has changed. - 长高了 - Yes, she has grown a little bit.
多一分则胖,少一分则瘦 And it has gain some kilos, and well distributed.
奥贝里克斯 Obelix!
- 她记得你 - She recognized you. - 你好啊，法拉芭拉 - Yes, Oh, Falbal?
亲爱的奥贝里克斯，很高兴见到你 My dear Obelix! So happy see you again.
你长变了，都快认不出了 Because, you have changed so much. I didn't recognized you.
你长胖了，样子倒没变 On the other hand you look same, with some more kilos.
他不胖，结实 No, no, no. Only just a bit full.
结实？没错，结实 A little bit? Right, that is. A little bit full.
- 法拉芭拉？ - Falbal? - 结实？ - A little bit full!
好香呀，我要吃光光 Ah, what wonderful smell! I will eat up your boar.
吃吧，我不聋，快吃吧，吃个够 Eat up it, I am not deaf. Go ahead, eat it.
野猪肉是你的最爱！你怎么了？生病了？ Do you reject a boar? Are you sick? How are you?
好着呢 月光把她衬托的更动人，对吧？ Very well. Why? She does look that more beautiful at night, aint she?
闻到她身上的香水味儿了吗？ Do you not smell the perfume in the she gives?
满月 真美 Full moon! Never have ive seen it.
你还没有明白吗？你中了狐狸精的迷魂大法 You know that coquetuela it is the one that puts you in this state?
- 狐狸精?谁？ - Coquetuela? Of whom do you talk? - 当然是法拉芭拉 - Of Falbala, evidently.
快道歉 谁也不能说法拉芭拉的坏话 Take care of what you say. No one talks about Falbal this way.
放开我， 图塔蒂斯神在上，你要掐死我啊 Well, unhand me, by Toutatis you want to choke me.
对不起 对不起 Well, apology, apology.
法拉芭拉不是狐狸精 法拉芭拉...就是法拉芭拉 Falbal?is not a coquetuela. Falbal?is... it is Falbal?
送给法拉芭拉？ For Falbal?
你要在她脖子上弄根大链子吗？ Will you take it with a chain around the neck?
- 这是定情信物 - A menhir to give commitment. - 什么？ - What?
- 你要向她求婚？ - Will you request her hand in marriage? - 当然 - For sure.
你疯了吗？法拉芭拉不适合你 Are you crazy. Falbal is not the girl for you.
为什么？ Why?
你们不相称，从体型上来说 Doesn't make good couple, that is to say, I'm refering physically.
你不明白女人要什么 You don't understand what women want.
她们不在乎体型，她们要的是爱 They don't care about the physique. What counts is the love.
- 是吗 看，谁来了 - We'll See. Look who's coming. - 法拉芭拉 - Falbala.
- 瘦竹竿是她的哥哥吗？ - Is it his brother the thin guy? - 哥哥？ - Her brother?
是她哥哥 瞧啊，他亲她了 Yes, Her brother. Looks, he kisses her.
那可不是兄妹之吻 Not like a brother kisses to their sister, Obelix.
也许是她的堂兄吧 Then it might her cousin.
奥，大笨蛋！那是她男朋友 Oh, please! Don't you see that its her boyfriend...
改天再求婚吧 Better you propose another day.
- 男朋友？ - Its her boyfriend? - 对，男朋友 - Yes, her boyfriend.
- 皮包骨头 - Thin guy. - 恩，皮包骨头 - Yes... Very thin.
吃饭吧 Lets go eat.
开门，税务官驾到 Open for the great treasurer Melosinus.
前来收税 今晚住在兵营 Come to collect the tax. He'll be staying the night at camp.
开门 Open up.
可以回家了 You can go already.
明天一早上工 Come back tomorrow morning.
加班没有加班费 You, we don't pay overtimes.
有头有尾，睡觉才踏实 I like to finish what I begin. I sleep better this way.
关门 Close the doors.
给我 I want it.
呆子，箱子里多得是 Imbecile. There's lot more in the chest.
箱子不属于我们 But the chest is not ours.
到了明天，就是我们的了 Tomorrow it will be.
我的图塔提斯神啊，老天爷今晚心情不好 For Tutatis, the gods are in a bad mood tonight.
我也是 Me too.
乖乖吃饭 有你好看 So eat correctly or i will do for you.
不，不！ No. That no!
- 胃口不好？ - Have you loss your appetite? - 我节食 - I'm on diet.
- 减肥？你？ - Diet? You? - 是的 - Yes.
你说的对，我是胖子 You are right. I am a littl eoverweight.
谁？是谁？ Who is ? Who are you ?
贤者破锣里克斯，携助手阿拉比克斯 阿诺里西克斯 Fortune teller Prolix, with my assistants Alámbix and Anorésix.
请进 Enter.
村长，贤者和他的助手请求借宿 Boss, a fortune-teller and their assistants request hospitality for today.
贤者？来得好，请他进来 A fortune-teller? Arrives in a good time. Let him enter.
骗吃骗喝，江湖术士 Another swindler that wants to eat and to sleep free.
发发慈悲 Don't be so suspicious!
我有问题请教他 I have some questions for the fortune-teller.
欢迎光临 Welcome to our village.
感谢您的款待 We knew that we would be very received.
卜一卦，多少钱？ Where do you read the future, fortune-teller?
一碗热汤 一杯温酒 In a good hot soup and in lukewarm beer.
有意思 How original.
来对了地方 You've come to the right place.
怎么样？运势如何？有什么发现？ What, what, what, what? Did you see something?
- 我看见了财宝 - I see a treasure. - 财宝？ - A treasure?
财宝 Treasure!
村子里会出现一大箱财宝 An enormous treasure will arrive to your village.
卡拉芭拉，盛满 Karabella, Refill our friend's plate
罗马人！财宝箱有罗马人守卫 There are Roman around the treasure. Many Romans.
来找我报仇的，对吗？ Are the Romans for me, yes?
- 抢夺财宝 - Seize the treasure. - 好主意 - It is a good idea.
然后呢？快卜 And later? continue!
在卢泰西亚狂欢作乐 We party in Lutetia.
我知道一家不错的酒店 I know a stupendous restaurant.
没了 I can't see anything.
有人施法布阵 In here somebody emits a negative waves.
没了，什么也看不到 My decoder one doesn't work. There is no image.
- 阿斯泰力克斯，出去 - Astrix, get out. - 我？为什么？ - Me? Why?
这是命令 Its an order.
- 来了来了 - Already return. I have it. - 你看见什么了？看见什么了？ - Yes? What do you see? What do you see?
有了这些珠宝，你就有了一支军队 With this treasure you will lift an army.
将罗马人赶出高卢 And you will expel the the Romans from Gaul.
听见了吗，卡拉芭拉 You heard that Karabella?
你嫁给了维钦托利 （高卢阿维尔尼人的部落首领，曾领导高卢对罗马统治进行最后的反抗） You have married the new Vercingétorix.
好的好的，大人物，拿些木材回来 Well, and like you are the cause, go look the fire for the wood.
我朋友，爱上一位年轻姑娘 I have a friend very in love with a young boy...
你想知道有情人能否终成眷属 You want to know if she will marry him.
你怎么知道？ How did you guessed it?
- 我能未卜先知 - I am a fortune-teller. - 真灵 - Yes, it is certain.
阿斯泰利克斯！ Astérix！
阿斯泰利克斯，贤者告诉我说 Astérix... You know what did the fortune-teller tell me?
- 你和法拉芭拉结婚？ - That you will marry Falbal? - 对，你也会占卜？ - Yes, are you also a fortune-teller too?
- 不会，他们是江湖术士，骗子 - No, They are swindlers. - 他才不是 - No he's not a swindler.
他预言法拉芭拉会爱上我 He has seen that Falbal loves me.
我来卜一卦怎么样？法拉芭拉会嫁给特吉克米克斯 I tell you that Falbal will marry Tragicómix.
法拉芭拉爱我 迟早的事儿 Falbal?loves me.She just doesn't know it yet
- 为什么不表白？ - Why not tell her? - 爱情是很微妙的 - Love is delicate.
你明白吗？爱情就像一朵花儿 Do you understand? It is like a flower.
慢慢的，发芽，打苞，盛开 Time are necessary so that she will able to blossom.
是啊 Oh, yes!
你什么也不懂 什么也不懂 不懂！ Undoubtedly you don't understand anything. You never understood anything. Anything!
你这个疯子 疯子 You drive me crazy. You drive me crazy.
你快把我逼疯了，奥贝里克斯 You drive me crazy, Obelix!
罗马人 罗马军团 罗马人 The Romans. The marines. The Romans. The Romans.
罗马人 罗马...人？ 罗马人来啦！ The Romans. The rom... The Romans? The Romans are there!
罗马人！ Romans!
祭司，准备好魔法药水 Druid!prepare the magic potion.
罗马人来了 The Romans have arrived. The Romans.
- 德贾德莫洛斯，不到20个罗马人 - Dejádmelos, they are not more than 20. - 自私鬼 - You are selfish.
还剩3滴，正好派上用场 I have left 3 drops, it will be enough.
大人，大人，高卢村庄去不得 For pity, for pity, Don't you enter that village.
村民们都是疯子 For last time, this is madness.
你才是疯子，百夫长 You are indeed crazy, centurion.
知道我是谁吗？我是国家要员 Do know with whom you speak? I am the treasurer of the counties.
凯撒大帝的税务官 Collector of the tax for Caesar.
高卢人有魔法药水，喝了天下无敌 These Gauls drink a magic potion that makes them invincible.
他们会把你撕碎的 They will tear you into pieces!
语无伦次 快滚开 You are being delirious. Separate from my road.
- 欢迎你，罗马人 - Welcome, Roman. - 谢谢，高卢人 - thanks, Gaul.
我是凯撒大帝的税务官，前来征税 Ive come to get paid for the tax to give Caesar.
所有的税金将会用于 No worries, the money it will be used well.
修筑道路 It will use to build roads.
军队开支，防止外敌入侵 Maintainance for the army that will protect you from your enemies.
及弥补财政赤字 and to cover the deficit.
很好 小事一桩 Well, very well. That is... That is the minimum thing.
感谢您的大驾光临，请接收我们微不足道的税金 You honor us a lot that for accepting our modest contribution.
阿斯泰利克斯，奥贝里克斯，凯撒的税金 Astérix, Obélix, give him the tax for Caesar.
那是什么？ What is that?
每次交战，罗马士兵落下的 What the Roman soldiers abandon in the battlefield,
宝贝 Every time that we face them.
脱下它们，跑的更快 That don't bothers to run.
上好的金属，在铁匠铺能卖个好价钱 In a blacksmith, the price for metal, you can get a good bargain.
古董商会出大价钱 It would also be an interest to an antique dealer.
头盔能做成煤油灯 With this helmet a oil lamp can be made.
盔甲能当华夫饼干烤模使 And this armor can be use as mold to make cookies.
干掉他们！ Raze the village!
钱，我的钱，我的钱 My treasure! My treasure! Oh, my treasure!
我们订婚也没有这么肉麻过 Never spoke this way to me. Not even when we were engaged.
图塔蒂斯神在上 贤者大人 To my arms, fortune-teller. By Toutatis.
你是最灵验的预言家 Never been heard such an extraordinary fortune-teller as you.
告诉我，下一步怎么办？告诉我 And now, do tell me, what will it happen? Say it! Say it!
我不会预言，但是我告诉你 I am not fortune-teller, but I will tell it to you.
如果我们不立即归还金子 If we don't return this treasure at once to Caesar.
凯撒将率领罗马军团倾巢而出 We will be presented with all their legions.
来就来 That it is presented, That it is presented!
有了这些金子，就有了军队 With their money, I will create an army.
他若敢来，定打他个屁滚尿流 I plan to wait him here... And I will conquer him.
金子给村子带来的只有厄运 Told it to you. This gold will bring bad luck for our village.
投票表决吧 Then, we will vote.
主张留下金子的，站右边 Those that you want the treasure, to the right.
主张归还金子的，站左边 Those that want to return it, to the left.
我要金子也要朋友，所以，弃权 I want the money, but not to lose a friend. I abstain.
宣布投票结果，金子是我们的！ Result gives the voting: We keep the treasure!
万岁！万岁！万岁！ Yes! Well! Well!
您召见我，凯撒大帝？ Did you call me, Caesar?
他们偷走了税金 They have stolen the money from the taxes.
你好大的胆子！ What? How dare you? Miserable!
不是马洛斯瑜斯干的 No... Its not Malosinus.
他中了高卢人的奸计 He fell in an ambush that the Gauls set him.
你有脸活着回来？ And yet you still live?
誓死保卫凯撒大帝的金子是臣子的责任! You didn't defend Caesar's money to the death!
可怜虫！ Unfortunate!
这群高卢人的小镇仍在顽强抵抗罗马军团 Those Gauls live in the town that resists to my legions.
好几个月了，你知情吗？ For months. Do you already know it?
- 你知情吗？ - Do you already know it? - 我在问你，德特里瑜斯 - I am speaking to you, Detritus.
我，德特里瑜斯，被凯撒大帝问话 To me Detritus, Whom the Caesar speaks.
与其说是小镇，不如说是村庄，而且再说了 Good, it is a town. Let us say a village better, and even this way...
你为什么不上报说明？ Why you have not told me anything?
芝麻绿豆的事儿不值得凯撒大帝烦心 Don't want to bother the great Caesar for a small matter.
芝麻绿豆？ A small matter.
芝麻绿豆！ A small matter!
他们违抗凯撒大帝 They rebel against the Caesar.
对抗罗马军团 They resist to the Roman legions.
胆敢逃避交纳贡税 Not happy with not paying the tribute that they owe me to.
偷盗凯撒大帝的贡税 They steal the money of my taxes from me.
这也是芝麻绿豆的小事儿？ And doesn't that have importance?
您说的对，凯撒大帝，事态非常严重 You are right, Caesar. It is extremely serious.
我立即下令将马洛斯瑜斯喂狮子，您意下如何？ I will order them to toss to Malosinus to the lions. What do you say?
陪我亲征，我马上动身前往佩蒂伯恩 That you prepare my escort. I leave immediately for Petibónum.
怎么处置马洛斯瑜斯，陛下？ And with Malosinus, what do we do?
下个月前给我一个满意的结果 If you don't solve this before the next moon.
要不然喂狮子的是你 It will be you to who we toss to the lions.
凯撒大帝驾到 凯撒大帝驾到 The Caesar arrives. The Caesar arrives.
让开！赶快收拾好，赶快！ Clear. Get ready. Everything tidy up. Hurry!
- 他们多少人？ - How many are they? - 大概50人 - Some 50, approximately.
- 我们呢？ - And us? - 接近500人，高贵的凯撒 - Close to 500, noble Caesar.
- 500？ - Five hundred? - 没错 - Yes.
百夫长，难道你在取笑我？ Do tell me centurion, are you making fun of me by any chance?
你在逗我玩吗？ And casually do you not make fun of me?
不敢，请允许我解释清楚 Me? I will explain to it now if I may...
废话少说，攻打村子，马上！ No explanations. Attack the village, immediately!
奥贝里克斯，我任命你为我的私人近卫指挥官 Obelix, you will be my personal guard commander.
遵命，阿卜哈哈古西克斯村长 To your orders, Abraracourcix.
而你，爱说唱斯利克斯 And I name Asurancetúrix
- 在 - Yes? - 任命为文化部部长 - Minister of Culture.
安静，安静！ Remain silent you, be quiet!
那我呢，给我什么官？ And me, what will I be, hey?
你就当退伍军人事务部部长吧 You will be Minister of the Former Combatants.
退伍军人事务部部长？凭什么？ Of the Former Combatants? Why does the Former one give?
我要当军务部部长！ I want the War Ministry!
为高卢人准备的，好记住我凯撒大帝 Its for the Gauls. They will recognize me this way.
乌龟阵型！ Form the turtle!
物资部归奥登法贝提克斯 Ministry of Supplies it will be held by Ordenalfabétix.
物资部？他的鱼都臭了 Of supplies? But if their fish is not fresh.
- 村长 - chief. chief! - 什么？ - What?
阿斯泰利克斯呢？ Anything for Astriix?
怎么能忘了阿斯泰利克斯 I have forgotten of him.
由他统帅消极人民部 He will have the Ministry of the National Depression,
诋毁国家部 和 应景悲观部 of the Systematic Denigration and of the Environmental Pessimism.
很衬他 I think that will be enough.
阿斯泰利克斯，你在干嘛？ Astriix, what are you doing?
把箱子物归原主 Returning that is of Caesar.
他一定喝了魔法药水 He drank the magic potion.
奥贝里克斯，快把箱子拿回来，快把箱子拿回来 Obelix, brings back the treasure. Bring back the treasure!
- 遵命 - Yes. - 快把箱子拿回来，奥贝里克斯 - Bring back the treasure! Obelix.
他们在干什么？ But, what are they doing?
你傻了吗？ Are you crazy?
他们嘲笑我 They make fun of me.
阿斯泰利克斯，你傻了吗， 村长！ Astrix, return it. Boss!
快去帮忙 Help, Help Obelix. Help him!
进攻！ Attack!
乌龟阵型，向前，进军！ Turtles, ahead. Going!
大伙们，快看，罗马人打来了 Gauls, to me, Gaul! The Romans attack.
村民们，每人一口魔药！ Drink all the magic potion.
图塔蒂斯神在上！ For Toutatis!
进攻！进攻！ Attacks! Attacks!
乌龟阵型，进攻！ Turtles! Attack!
飞啊 飞啊 out! out!
滚下去 Get down!
都给我回去战斗！关门！ Return to combat! Close the doors!
- 快看啊 - There, there. - 不 不 凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯在那边 - No, no. There it is Caius Bonus.
进攻！要不拿你们喂狮子 Attack, Attack! If not, to the lions.
- 敲敲门，有人在家吗？ - Somebody inside? - 乖乖回答哦 - Answer when ask.
在 在
野蛮的高卢人，野蛮至极 Those Gauls are some true savages.
野蛮至极 Some savages.
但是他们的节奏感还不错 哈？ But, they make sense of the rhythm they give, hey?
给我留一个罗马人！ Leave me one, leave me one.
伊达迪皮里克斯，这对心脏可不好 Edadepiédrix, it is harmful for your heart.
亲爱的，求你了，听我一次吧 My treasure, I beg it to you. Listen, no!
别拦着我 Leave alone me.
爷爷，玩的开心 Come, grandfather, have a good time.
- 你会受伤的 - He will harm you. - 我来干掉他 - It is all mine.
- 老当益壮 - Still agile. - 是啊 - Yes.
我可怜的宝贝 My My poor baby!
你受伤了 They've damaged him!
- 魔药失效了？ - No effect from the potion? - 我忘了喝 - I forgot to take it.
老糊涂了 Memory goes.
- 嘿，罗马人！ - The Romans. - 等等，快看，是拨来瑜斯 - Wait, waits. Look, Bonus!
投降吧，高卢人，饶你们不死 Surrender, Gaul! And I will spare your life.
好啊 Yes.
- 我来我来，扔过来 - For me. Here, here, here! - 来了，接好 - Yes, for you.
瞧啊，阿斯泰利克斯，新来的罗马帅哥 Look, Astrix, there is some very new, very handsome.
- 好帅气的罗马人 - How handsome they are those Romans. - 别 别 - No, no, no!
我们去打个招呼 Get the Romans!
- 看着好生面熟 - That face looks familiar to me. - 我也是 - Me too.
到底谁啊？ Don't know.
嘿，头戴桂冠的！ Hey, the one that with the laurel crown above the head.
- 我？ - Me? - 就是你，转过身去 - Yes. look to the side.
高卢蛮子胆大妄为，语出不逊 How dare the barbarian speak to me.
- 野蛮人 - Terrible. - 尤里乌斯？ - But if he is Julio.
我的图塔提斯神，你说对了，他是尤利乌斯.凯撒 For Tutatis, you are right. He is Julius Caesar.
你好啊，尤尤小老弟 Old Julio.
你的士兵呢？我们来玩一玩吧 Where's your army? We will have a good time a while.
别拿他开涮了，他会派出所有的罗马军队攻打我们 Don't mock or he will send all his army to us.
我没有啊 Dont ask him anything.
他走了 喂，小尤尤，别走啊，我们一起玩吧 Leave. Hey, Julio, waits... We want to laugh a bit more.
- 小尤尤... - But... Oh, Julio. - 你惹恼了他，奥贝里克斯 - You have offended him, Obelix.
松绑！我谱了首新曲子！ Release me! I have a new song.
破锣里克斯，我解放全高卢人那天 Prolix, when will the gaul is free.
将任命你为高卢大将军 I will name you prefect General of Counties.
- 我知道 - I know. - 是吗，瞧我多傻 - Ah, yes. How silly am I.
让我们向最伟大的贤者敬一杯 So,let's drink in honor of the greatest of the fortune tellers.
敬我们的朋友，破锣里克斯 For our friend Prolix.
高兴点 Don't put that face.
我才不要和小人喝酒 No, I refuse to drink for that viper.
现在，贤者大人，快说说将来 Now, I guess, you speak to us now of my destiny.
我看见你包围罗马城，节节胜利，占领罗马城 I see you encircled by Roman. I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome.
罗马城？我在罗马城干什么？ Rome! And what am i to do in Rome? Speak, speak, quickly!
你认为干什么你？ What do you think?
有干扰，负面波长 There are interferences. Again the negative waves.
亲爱的专家，干扰走啦 Well, expert. The negative waves will walk away.
站住，你们两个过来 No, no. wait. I want to speak with both.
和好，这是命令 You should reconcile. This is an order.
- 我无所谓 - I am not asking anything else. - 听见我的话了吗？ - Have you heard what I said?
我耳朵不聋 I am not deaf.
- 和好，亲吻对方 - To finish this, you should kiss yourselves. - 奥，别 - Oh, no.
赶紧 You should do it.
亲吻四次 Among us, four.
- 痒 痒！ - How it itches! - 很好，很好 - How beautiful, yes; very beautiful.
按照我们的传统，两人和解的时候 In our tadition, when two men reconcile.
必须吃下友谊煎蛋饼 They should share tortilla for friendship.
多可爱的传统 卡拉芭拉，拿鸡蛋来 What beautiful tradition. Karabella, bring me eggs.
加点蘑菇怎么样？ 阿斯泰利克斯 Something against the mushrooms Astérix?
无毒就好 If they are not poisonous, no.
别紧张，你吃多少，我也吃多少 Not to worry. I will eat as many as you.
友谊玉米煎蛋饼吃完了 After eating up the tortilla of friendship.
我会告诉你 你的命运 I will speak to you of your future.
请吧 Please, please.
真好吃 Delicious.
爱死它了 I love it.
奥贝里克斯，再来段凯撒骑马表演 Obelix, please imitate Caesar above their horse again.
我已经模仿了不只20次了 If I do it it will be already done it more than 20 times.
求求你了 Please!
凯撒骑马 凯撒骑马 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar!
- 实在咽不下去 - Can't eat it no more. - 不，必须吃干净 - No, you must finish it.
这可是传统 吃啊，吃啊 Its tradition. Here we go, here we go.
- 吃完了 - Finish already... - 现在起，我们是朋友了 - Now, we are already really friends.
- 还好吧？ - Are you well? - 有点热 - I feel hot.
那可是友谊之热 The heat of friendship.
看着我，阿斯泰利克斯，听我说 Look at me, Astérix, and listen to me.
- 在听吗，阿斯泰利克斯？ - Do you hear me, Astérix? - 正听着呢 - I'm listening.
尤利乌斯.凯撒 是我的头号敌人 跟着我念 Julio Caesar is my worst enemy. Repeat!
尤利乌斯.凯撒 是我的头号敌人 Julio Caesar is my worst enemy.
我要亲手结果他的性命 I will put an end to him.
奥贝里克斯，为我再来一段 Obelix, make it for me, please.
你听啊 You have already heard it.
小尤尤骑着白色骏马，趾高气昂 Julio was there, looking fantastic. Sitting down in their white horse.
前呼后拥 他看着我，我看着他 就是说，我们对视了 Being encircled by their escort. He looks at me. I look at him; that is to say, we look cross-eyed.
然后我说，图塔蒂斯神在上，他看着好生面熟 And I say, by Tutatis. I have seen that face somewhere.
我拿出一枚金币 定眼 一看 Took out a coin, and I look at it.
他是颠倒的，我是说，他的头像在金币的背面 He was upside down， and the coin was looking at the reverse side.
看见了吗？ 凯撒正在挑衅你 Can you see it? Caesar has come to challenge you here.
当着全村人的面嘲笑你 是可忍,孰不可忍 Among your villagers. This is intolerable!
绝对不能忍！ You cannot tolerate this!
必须杀了他 should put an end to him.
必须杀了他 should put an end to him!
我说，可没有人提醒过凯撒我过去对罗马人一直很留情 In my Opinion, they did not say that i've had repressed my blows.
- 滚下马来，凯撒 - Get down of the horse, Caesar. - 瞧啊，高卢人 - Come look at a Gaul.
你必须为侵略高卢人付出代价，卑鄙小人 You will pay for the damage that you've done to Gaul, you miserable.
放肆，高卢蛮子居然对着我说话 How dare the barbarian speak to me.
你就等着吧，我亲自请你下马 Wait, I will help you down.
- 他怎么了？ - What happen to him? - 天晓得 - Who knows?
他怎么了？ - What is happening to him? - 他很反常啊 - He's acting strange.
吃我一拳，凯撒 Ah, Caesar!
弹回去了？ It bounce?
我不是凯撒！你不认得我了吗？我是你的朋友，奥贝里克斯 I am not Caesar! Don't you recognize me? I am Obelix, your friend.
- 受死吧，凯撒 - I will destroy, Caesar. - 住手 阿斯泰利克斯 - But... Astérix, Astérix.
别伤害他 Don't harm him.
魔法药水让他着了魔，他疯了 Drinking magic potion has made him possesed and become crazy.
不可能，药水不是用来打高卢内战的 Impossible, the potion should not be used to fight among Gaul.
绝对不可能 Impossible.
祭司能制解药，我去找他 The druid will make the antidote, I will look for him.
别想逃，凯撒，你这个懦夫 Trying to escape, Caesar. You are a coward.
- 快来和我决斗 - Come fight me. - 别闹了 - Thats enough.
祭司，解药 阿斯泰利克斯疯了 Druid, make an antidote. Astérix has become crazy.
真的疯了 Indeed.
凯撒，你的死期到了 This is your end, Caesar.
当心 Look out!
维钦托利！ Vercingétorix！
- 清醒清醒 - Return to the reality. - 你的大仇已报！ - I have retaliated!
- 是我，奥贝里克斯 清醒 - Come, Its me, Obelix. Now return. - 凯撒大帝投降啦！ - The Great Caesar has surrendered!
伊梭托马提克斯，请爱说唱斯利克斯过来 Esautomátix looks for to Asurancetúrix
另辟蹊径，以毒攻毒 Treat the bad influence with another bad influence.
你有任务了 We need you.
- 什么？ - What? - 没错 - Yes.
来，唱吧，让他清醒一下 Come,plays your song. It will cure him.
- 你要做什么，太监 - And you what you want, eunuch? - 为你唱赞歌 - To sing for you.
可怜的阿斯泰利克斯 Poor Astérix.
手段很残忍，但是顶用 The remedy is violent, but it can work.
闭嘴，爱说唱利克斯 阿卜哈哈古西克斯村长，快让他闭嘴 No, Asurancetúrix, for. Abracacúrcix, make him remain silent.
奥贝里克斯，出了什么事？为什么把我绑起来？ Obelix, what has happen? But, why have they gotten me tied up?
他好了，你喊我名字了 He's cured! He recognized me.
你吓到我们了，你叫我凯撒 You have frightened us. You confused me with Caesar.
- 你？ 凯撒？ - With Caesar? - 是啊，你都忘了？ - Yes. Don't you remember?
不记得了，等等 No. No, no, no, wait.
我想起来了，我吃了破锣利克斯的蘑菇煎蛋饼 I remember eating the tortilla mushroom that Prolix x gives.
蘑菇让人产生幻觉 破锣利克斯给你下药了 They were hallucinogenic mushrooms. Prolix has drugged you.
- 什么时候？什么时候？ - Where has it happened, where? - 破锣利克斯人呢？ - Where is he?
江湖术士，骗子！ 他偷走了金子！ That viper for sure have stolen the treasure.
金子！ The treasure!
他偷走了金子！ He has taken it! He has taken it!
解脱了，这下清净了 Get rid of the good. Now we will be calm.
拜拜，金子！ 拜拜，凯撒！ Good-bye treasure! Good-bye Caesar!
我会找到制服高卢村庄的办法，别担心 I'll find a way to subdue this Gaulish village. Not to worry.
- 快说，洗耳恭听 - Come, I will listen to you. - 正在盘算 - I am thinking.
- 慢吞吞 - How slow. - 等等 等等 - Wait, waits.
有了，有了 Its coming. Its coming.
我帮你想 I will help you think.
妈妈咪呀，一头狮子 My Mamma, a real lion.
抓紧时间，不然你就是它的盘中餐 Hurry up or your you will be their next banquet.
想到了，凯撒，有主意了 绑架高卢祭司 Already have it, Caesar, I already have it. It is necessary to neutralize the druid.
这样一来，他无法为高卢人熬制无敌魔法药水 This way he won't be able to to prepare the magic potion that makes them invincible.
计划怎么干？ And how will we plan this?
两天后，一年一度的祭司大会就要召开 In 2 days there's a meeting of the druids in the region.
在卡努尔特森林 绝妙机会 In their sacred forest. This is an ideal occasion to act.
卡努尔特大会期间 We promised to the druids that a Roman will never disturb.
罗马人和祭司有停战协议 In their sacred forest.
凯撒大帝许诺，凯撒大帝也能反悔 The promises that Caesar give only for those believe them.
我备好一整壶药水以防我离开期间有什么不测 I leave a full pot in case something happen in my absence.
足够了 It will be enough.
真希望你别走，帕诺万能克斯 I don't like that you leave, Panoramix.
有阿斯泰利克斯与奥贝里克斯的护送，很安全 With Astérix and Obelix to give escort, there won't be any risk.
走咯，奥贝里克斯 Foward, Obelix.
- 法拉芭拉，我走了 - Falbal? I'm going! - 奥贝里克斯 - Obelix!
跟上，一意吠克斯 Come, ldeafix.
快来，小狗狗 Lets go, my little bug.
卡努尔特森林到了 Here the sacred forest begins.
祭司才能进森林 你们在这里等我 Only the druids can pass into here. Wait here.
一意吠克斯，有情况就回来，去吧 Ideafix, warn me if there are any problems. Now go.
祭司兄弟们，金镰刀在此 我宣布， 第两千届祭司大会拉开帷幕 I declare the opening the 2 thousand yers old ceremony by presenting the Golden Sickle.
和往年一样，金镰刀将授予年度最佳祭司 As annually, this sickle will be granted to the best druid among us.
第一位，祭司刀疤克斯 I call to the druid Plantáfix.
喝下我魔法药水的人，将获得一股非凡的力量 My potion gives to that drinks it a superhuman force.
十分钟以内，近乎无人能敌 And during near 10 minutes it is practically invincible.
你们会大开眼界的 我随机抽选一人 You will see, I will choose one at random.
点兵点将，你 对，就你 See... Yourself... Yes, you.
你，上前来 Yes, you. Come here.
靠近点 Come. We go.
慢慢地喝下去 Drink. Slowly.
如果真的如传闻一样厉害 If that is certain, thanks to your magic potion
魔法药水能助我们赶走罗马人 We could expel the Romans out of Gaul.
不行，因为我的导师，马修萨里克斯 Cannot, because Mathusálix, my old teacher.
信任我，传授我魔药配方 He trusted me the secret of the potion with the condition of that.
告诫我魔药只能用于防守，不能用于进攻 Its is use only to defend, and not to attack.
你们会明白的 看见那块岩石了吗？ You will already understand why. Do you see that rock?
去，把岩石举起来，举过头顶 Will you lift it and sustain above your head.
在场诸位祭司一致同意 I believe that you all will agree.
本年度，金镰刀将授予祭司帕诺万能克斯 This year Panoramix will take the Golden sickle.
假如，喝下魔法药水的是一名无耻、野心勃勃之徒 Now, imagine that this man is a vile, ambitious being.
或者更甚，罗马人！ or still worse, a Roman!
你说对了，我就是罗马人 Ohh yes, I am a Roman.
护卫！ Guards!
要吃吗？ Want some?
敞开肚皮吃的奥贝里克斯才是真正的奥贝里克斯 You were more fun when you didn't go on diet.
就算你减肥成功，法拉芭拉也不会嫁给你 Although if you lose weight, Falbal won't marry you.
法拉芭拉的心上人不是你，法拉芭拉爱着特吉克米克斯 Falbal doesn't love you. She loves Tragicómix
- 你这么说是因为你嫉妒 - You say it because you are jealous. - 疯子！ - You are crazy.
总有一天，你也会有意中人 One day you will find somebody.
才能明白爱与被爱的滋味 And then you will understand what is to love, and to be loved.
快吃一口吧 Now eat a bit.
不能因为小妞而饿死 Don't die of hunger because of her.
就一小口 Good, only a bite.
出乱子了，一意吠克斯？祭司帕诺万能克斯怎么了？ What it happen ldeafix? Panoramix. Did something happen to Panoramix?
虽然是禁林，也必须得闯一闯 给我 Its forbidden, but it is necessary to go. Give me.
不是吃的时候，我们快走 Now it is not the moment. We go now, hurry up.
你在哪？ Where are you?
帕诺万能克斯 Panoramix
谁才是 Which is he?
亵渎神明！ sacrilege!
这是禁林，不是你们该来的地方 This forest is sacred. You do not have a right to be here.
大惊小怪 帕诺万能克斯在哪？ Makes no difference. Where is Panoramix？
你们违抗禁令 不知廉耻 You defied that's prohibited. Shame on you.
说出帕诺万能克斯的行踪，要不活该你吊在树上 Tell us where is Panoramix or we leave you hanging.
像橡树果实一样掉下来 Until you fall down as an acorn.
罗马人背叛了誓言，罗马人抓走了他 The Romans took him. They have betrayed us.
阿斯特里克斯，快瞧啊，一意吠克斯找到了线索 Astérix looks, I think ldeafix has something.
给我，乖狗狗 Give it to me, dog.
帕诺万能克斯的长袍！快追啊，狗狗，快追 Its a piece of Panoramix tunic. Go look for, looks for it, dog.
一意吠克斯能追踪气味 Ideafix will pick up his scent.
图塔蒂斯神在上，快放我们下来 For Tutatis, let us down.
否则，我诅咒你后辈子孙十八代 or I will curse you until the tenth generation.
- 他不是我们村的祭司 - Its not our druid. - 别说傻话 - Don't talk nonsense.
- 好吧好吧，放他们下来 - Good, Good, Ill do it. - 动手吧 - Well, here we go.
不用谢 You should say thank you.
罗马人，罗马人 罗马人来了！ The Romans, the Romans. Roman everywhere.
罗马人，成千上万的罗马人！罗马人来了！ Romans, thousands of Roman. The Romans, the Romans!
还备的有一整瓶魔法药水 There are still a pot full of magic potion.
- 喝完了怎么办？ - But later, what do we make? - 走一步是一步 - I warn you, I warn you.
终于找到了凯撒大军 你的心愿达成 The army of the Caesar. We are served.
- 你这是要去哪儿？ - Where do think you are going? - 救帕诺万能克斯 - To liberate Panoramix.
我先想想 Let me think.
嘿，你 Hey, you.
过来 Come here.
给我回来 Return it. Return it.
把面包还给我，还给我 Give me the sandwich. Give me the sandwich. Give it to me!
聪明的祭司先生 You that have a superior intelligence.
想必您已知道受邀请来此处的目的 Do you know why you are here.
你们想要魔法药水的配方 You want the formula for the magic potion.
药水配方? To make what?
你的脸上写满了野心和谎言 I can read it in your face the ambition and the wickedness.
你打算废黜凯撒, 统治罗马 You want to dethrone Caesar and to reign in Rome.
您真是无所不晓 I am an open book for you.
那么您也明白, 配方非交出来不可 Then you should understand that you should give me that formula.
杀了我吧 I rather die.
死? 带上你的秘密进坟墓? 做梦 Rather die here? Never! You will not take your secret to the grave
祭司, 你死不了 No, druid, you won't die.
但是, 你若是不交出魔法药水配方 But, on the other hand, if you don't give me
我会让你会生不如死 The formula of your magic potion, you will regret to have been born.
眼前的机器 This machine was built
它能折磨你, 让你痛不欲生 For inflicting unbearable sufferings.
鄙人设计 Its my idea.
体验一下坐上去的乐趣吧, 待会儿见 Good, I will let you to try it. I will return in some minutes.
好好考虑考虑再做决定 Think again before giving me an answer.
等等, 戴上 You Wait, wait, wait. Take.
准备好了, 走吧 Ok already. Here we go.
最后复习一遍， 你的名字？ Repeat for last time. Who are you?
奥贝里瑜斯，军团士兵，二营三连 I am Obelus, legionary of the 2nd Cohort, third Man韕ulo.
- 我呢？ - And me? - 阿斯特里克斯，我最好的朋友 - Astérix, my best friend.
- 你故意的？ - Do you make it on purpose? - 对不起 - Im sorry. No, no.
阿斯特里克斯，默默无闻的高卢间谍 You are Astérix, The infamous Gaul spy.
- 还有呢？ - Is that everything? - 慢着 - No, no.
你试图溜进营地救出高卢祭司 I made you prisoner when you entered in the camp...
被我活捉 To liberate to the druid.
把我交给谁？ And to whom do you want to surrender?
不知道，我一般上交石柱，不上交朋友 I don't know. I usually gives menhirs, not friends.
- 笨蛋，凯撒 - To Caesar, stupid... - 知道了，交给笨蛋凯撒 - Well, Now agree.To stupid Caesar.
- 是尤利乌斯.凯撒的亲戚吗？ - Is he Julio Cesar's relative? - 什么？ - What?
笨蛋凯撒，是尤利乌斯.凯撒的亲戚吗？ Stupid Cesar, is he Julio Cesar's relative?
什么笨蛋凯撒，是尤利乌斯.凯撒 What stupid Caesar? You give me to Julio Caesar.
- 你是笨蛋 - You are stupid. - 我不是奥贝里瑜斯吗？ - I think they called me Obelus.
你把我逼疯了！重来一遍 You drive me crazy! We start from scratch.
- 你是奥贝里瑜斯，懂了？ - You are Obelus, do you agree? - 懂了 - Agree.
把我交给尤利乌斯.凯撒，懂了？ Give me to Julio Caesar, do you agree?
懂了 Agree.
奥贝里瑜斯说 “图塔蒂斯神在上，你是奥贝里克斯” And when Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Obelix.
你就变回奥贝里克斯，不当奥贝里瑜斯 You become Obelix; and not before.
奥贝里瑜斯说 ”图塔蒂斯神在上，你是奥贝里克斯“ When Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Obeliix,
我变回奥贝里克斯，不是奥贝里瑜斯 很好，懂了 I become Obeliix and not before. It is clear. I have understood it.
没问题 Finally.
绑架凯撒做人质，救回帕诺万能克斯 很简单 Abduct Caesar and we change it for Panoramix. That simple.
你去哪？ Hey where are you going?
必须先呼你一巴掌，才像真的俘虏 I should mistreat you so that you look like an authentic prisoner.
- 我是不是法拉芭拉的心上人？ - Say, doesn't Falbal love me? - 干嘛？有法拉芭拉什么事？ - What? To what does this come?
全部事 Anything.
抓到你了， 高卢间谍 you are a Gaul spy, and you are mine.
- 你说她不爱我？ - Do You Believe That she loves me? - 十分爱，百分爱，千分爱，万分爱 - A great deal, a great deal; She love you very much.
法拉芭拉倾心于你，眼里只有你 你是她的真命天子 Falbala adores you, adores you. You are the man of her life.
真命天子？ 这话我爱听 Man of her life? How well.
- 什么事，士兵？ - What do you want, legionary? - 我要面见凯撒，把他献给凯撒 - To see the Caesar and to give him this.
献给凯撒？ 有意思 滚一边去 To give that to the Caesar? Funny. Go somewhere else.
卫兵！卫兵！卫兵！ To me the guard! To me the guard! To me the guard!
带我去见凯撒，有重要军情 Take me before Caesar. I should give him this.
他是谁？ What is it?
高卢间谍，偷偷溜进营地 A Gaul spy. He tried to enter in the camp.
他说他是高卢祭司的助手 He claims to be the so-called druid's assistant.
你是祭司帕诺万能克斯的助手？ Are you Panoramix's assistant, the druid?
正是 Yes.
他说有重要的秘密禀告凯撒 That he has important secrets to reveal to the Caesar.
是的，没错 Yes, yes.
祭司老头，你终究会开口的 Old druida, you will not last then you will speak.
有什么手段尽管使，你那些卑鄙的... Do what you want. Do your worse...
滚一边去 Move from here.
哦？ Ah, yes?
过来 Over there.
你是祭司帕诺万能克斯的助手？ Hello. You are the assistant to Panoramix?
是的 Yes.
- 勇敢的士兵，报上名来 - Brave legionary. Your name? - 奥贝里瑜斯，军团战士奥贝里瑜斯 - Obelus. Legionary Obelus.
干得好，奥贝里瑜斯，涨你三倍薪水 Very well Obelus, I will triplicate your salary.
我饿了 I'm a bit hungry.
带奥贝里瑜斯去厨房， 想吃什么尽管吃 Well, take him to the kitchen and serve him what he requests.
奥贝里瑜斯， 图塔蒂斯神在上！ Obelus... By Tutatis!
奥贝里瑜斯，奥贝里瑜斯， 图塔蒂斯神在上！ Obelus, Obelus... By Tutatis!
祭司，你认得他吗? Druid, druid, do you know this man?
从没见过 Never saw him.
别否认了，帕诺万能克斯，我是你的助手 Useless to lie, Panoramix. He knows that I am your assistant.
负责帮你熬制魔法药水 I help you to prepare the magic potion.
机器，绑他上机器 To the machine. Put him in the machine.
现在呢？ And now?
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神在上，变回奥贝里克斯 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Obelix
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神在上 你弄疼我了！ Obelus, by Tutatis... You harm me.
猪排骨小了点 The boar chops are small.
那是羊排 野猪是给野蛮人吃的 来点鸡肉吗？ Those are lamb.Boar is for savages. Do you want some chickens?
- Yes - 好的 - 要多少？ - How many? - 20只吧，我在节食 - Yes... About 20. I on a diet.
- 谁在叫唤？ - Somebody screams, no? - 军营嘛，常有的事 - Its only the beginning.
过来，一意吠克斯， 给你吃排骨，快来 Come here, ldeafix, comes. Your chop. Come.
脚！ 脚！ Not the feet, Not the feet!
腿拉长了！ You are hurting me.
拉到极限了 若你还顽固不化，他会死在你手上 We are to the limit. If you insist you can die, I prevent that.
人终有一死，但高卢人绝不投降 A Gaul can die, but never surrender.
- 你认为呢？ - Do you agree? - 所言极是，理是这个理 - Yes. In principle definitely.
但是实战中，人要学会变通 But in practice it is necessary to be a little more flexible.
你自找的！ You have wanted it.
狗狗乖，乖狗狗 Yes, my dog. Yes, my bog.
把大胖子找来 see to look for the fat. See to look for the fat.
用那只狗代替高卢人 Put the dog in place of the Gaul.
- 你不能这么做 - No, you cannot do that! - 你不能这么做 - You Will not dare?
睁大眼睛瞧好了 Just watch me.
住手！你赢了，我答应你熬制魔法药水 Stop! You have won. I will manufacture you the magic potion.
罗马人会把村子夷为平地的 帕诺万能克斯 They will raze the town, Panoramix.
别担心，这个卑鄙小人打算利用魔法药水 Don't worry, This disgusting one just wants the magic potion...
废除凯撒，谋权篡位 To eliminate Caesar and replace him.
您无所不晓，祭祀 You understand everything, druid.
谁稀罕你们的村子，我要的是整个罗马 I don't care of your town. It is Rome what I want!
我，德特里瑜斯 ，将要取代凯撒统治罗马 Me, Detritus, I want to reign in Rome!
一意吠克斯 Ideafix.
看见一只长黑点的白色小狗吗？ Have you seen a little a white dog with black stains?
- 没有 - No. - 没有 - No!
一意吠克斯 ldeafix!
- 他意图统治 - He want to reign. - 想都别想 - Ah, no!
奥里布里瑜斯 Olibrius!
立即逮捕叛徒德特里瑜斯 Arrest the traitor Detritus immediately.
- 5分钟内把人带到 - Bring him in 5 minutes. - 不，我不想再看到他 - No, I don't want see him again.
先关入大牢，然后扔去喂狮子 Put him in a prison before tossing it to the lions.
我决不容忍家族叛徒 No one supports traitors in our family.
布鲁托你说呢？布鲁托？ Bruto can tell it to you. Hey, Bruto?
当然，您说的对，父亲 Certainly. You are right, dad.
滚开 Leave step.
德特里瑜斯，凯撒有令，你被捕了 Detritus, by the order of the Caesar you are arrested.
什么？来人啊，卫兵！ What? To me, my guard.
- 带走 - Take it. - 你们这是干什么 - but, but, what?
来人，卫兵！ but... My guard! But...
一意吠克斯 ldeafix!
太好了，我的俘虏呢？ How Lucky. Where is my prisoner?
现在不是谈话的时候，众人皆知，快走开 Not at this moment. Its known already. Its over.
我没有和你讲话，明白？我的俘虏在哪儿？ I am not talking to you, understood? Hey, where is my prisoner?
你瞧，我都成了俘虏了 Do you not see that myself am I a prisoner?
逮捕他，他是共犯 Arrest this man. he's an accomplice.
你说什么！ Ah, yes?
士兵，我需要你这样的人才 Soldier, you are the man that I need.
我晋升你为我的贴身卫兵 You are now my personal guard.
我的俘虏呢？ But where is my prisoner?
别管他，他安然无恙 凑过来 Not to worry about him. He's very well.Now listens.
你若协助我俘虏凯撒， 我命你为百夫总长 If you help me to capture Caesar. I will name you my great centurion.
- 抓凯撒？ - To capture Caesar? - 是的 - Yes.
主意不错 Thats a good idea.
卫兵！ Guards!
凯撒 Caesar...
以罗马城的名义，你被捕了 On behalf of the Roman town, you are arrested.
关入大牢，派人日夜看守 To prison, and watch over him night and day.
提奎忒拨瑜斯 来吧，我要发表就职演说 Tiquetdebús, join the army. I will make a declaration.
士兵们，我们的领袖，尊敬的尤利乌斯.凯撒大帝 Soldiers, our boss, the very dear Julio Caesar.
不巧身患恶疾 Have just gotten gravely sick.
祝愿他早日康复，此外凯撒大帝令我接管 He have asked me to take over, while we hope that he recover.
- 直到他痊愈 重登王座 - Until he is well and takes back the control. - 耶！ - Well!
我决定，给你们涨薪一倍！ Views the circumstances, I'll double your salary.
万岁！ Well!
我宣布百夫长一职 And I also announce you the appointment...
由原军团士兵奥贝里瑜斯出任 Of the legionary Obelus, to centurion level.
同时负责我的个人安全 He will be in charge of my personal security.
祈祷诸神施恩 In short, to attract the benevolence of the gods.
保佑凯撒早日痊愈 So that they try to hurry the cure of Caesar.
特将于今日下午举办祭祀活动 There will be some games organized this same afternoon.
邀请所有战士出席 And all are invited.
能见见我的俘虏吗？ Can i see my prisoner?
活动上能见到他，我保证 You will see it during the games, agree?
太好了 Very well. Yes!
- 禁止任何人入内 - Nobody can pass through here. - 禁止入内 - Nobody must happen.
- 守住入口 - You stay here. - 入口，守住 - Me here.
一夫当关，万夫莫开 Nothing will happen.
要的东西都齐了吗 do have what you need?
还差 No.
- 还差什么？ - What do you want now? - 助手 - My assistant.
我就知道 他来了 Imagined that. Here he is.
出于谨慎，我不得不采取一些措施，祭司大人 I have taken some cautions. You understand me, druid.
你的助手不能先于我喝下魔法药水 Your assistant cannot drink the magic potion before me.
熬好了？ Already?
最后一步，念咒 Only have to pronounce the magic formula.
快念啊，还磨蹭什么？ Go, what are you waiting for?
要两人一起念 才有效 My assistant should repeat it after me.
让他跟着念 Well. Remove him the gag.
靠近点 My assistant is a bit far.
他说什么 What does he says?
图塔蒂斯神在上，阿斯泰利克斯 喝下去 For Tutatis, Astérix, you should drink the potion.
图塔蒂斯神啊，我没喝到，你就喝 For Tutatis, if we failed we will drink broth.
喝，赶快！ Yes, you should do it now!
太烫啦！ No! It's hot!
干得漂亮 帕诺万能克斯 Brave, Panoramix
真狡猾啊你，可惜你输了 You gambled and you lost
我还有复仇机会的 My vengeance will be terrible.
我们试试药水的真假吧 Good, let us prove this potion.
若是普通的蔬菜汤 If unfortunately it is a vulgar soup of vegetables,
警告你，倒霉的是你 it's you who'll cop it. I'm warning you.
激动人心的一刻 A very touching moment.
看我的厉害 It worked!
关入大牢，不会关很久的，相信我 In prison. There won't be a lot of time, believe me.
奥贝里克斯呢？ What's Obelix doing?
我登上王位后，命你做大将军 When I am an Emperor. I will make you into a general.
凯撒怎么办？ And Caesar?
凯撒？凯撒是谁？ Caesar? Who is that?
法拉芭拉？ Falbal?
- 高卢人，喜欢动物吗？ - Gaul, do you like animals? - 喜欢，怎么？ - Yes. Why?
玩的愉快 You will be well served.
百夫长们！罗马士兵们！ Centurions! Legionaries!
每名俘虏的出口有野兽 The bets will close to the entrance of each prisoner.
- 下注！ - Do your bet. - 下注？下什么注？ - Bets? What do you bet?
俘虏从门里出来，与野兽搏斗 A prisoner leaves for the door at the bottom, then vs what he gives?
必须淌过水池，走到沙地上 It must cross the water pool and get to this sand.
如果他走到这里，饶他不死 If he arrives until here, I spare his life.
- 听懂了？ - Do you follow me? - 懂了 - Yes.
我下注，他闯不过野兽一关 放野兽是我的点子 I bet the animal will eat him. It is my idea.
- 要是他过关了呢? - And if here gets here? - 绝对不可能 - That, that never happens.
若你用全部工资下注，赔率1000比1 But if you bet your pay of centurion, thousand against one.
- 赌了 - Accept the bet. - 赌了 - Agree.
你的薪水？赔率1000比1？ Your pay? Thousand against one?
噢！你故意拖我下水。 我喜欢，一言为定 oh! You are cold blood. I like it. Shake!
一言为定 Accept the bet.
我的俘虏呢？你说祭祀活动上能见到他 And my prisoner? You said that i would see him in the games.
他来了，你瞧 In fact, there he is.
罗马士兵们，第一位出场的俘虏，高卢人，阿斯泰利克斯 Legionaries, the first prisoner is the Gaul Astérix.
奥贝里瑜斯！奥贝里瑜斯！ Obelus! Obelus!
变成奥贝里克斯！ Become Obelix！
奥贝里瑜斯! Obelus!
奥贝里瑜斯！图塔蒂斯神在上！ Obelus! By Toutatis!
奥贝里瑜斯！这事怎么回事？ Obelus! What is this?
太可怕了，放我出去！ I don't like this. I must get out
干得好！漂亮！ Brave! Well done!
我的神啊，怎么会有狮子！ 欧漏 What's this? What are they doing here? Ah, no, no, no.
一般人会选择走出笼子 They usually prefer to get out
担心输钱了吗 Do you worry about your bet, hey?
后退， 后退 Behind, behind.
- 高卢人挺聪明的 - That gaul is clever, hey? - 没错 - A little yes.
奥贝里克斯，快呀！奥贝里克斯！他这是傻了吗 Obelix change! Obelix! Doesnt he understands anything.
奥贝里克斯！ Obelix！
滚回笼子睡觉！滚回去！ Go sleep in your cage, go to the cage.
前有狮子，后有大爬虫，神啊 Now big lizards, no!
滚回去 Go sleep.
图塔蒂斯大神！ For Tutatis!
痒！ It tickles.
哦，不！ Oh, no!
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神在上，变回... Obelus, by Tutatis, change...
没有人能逃脱蜘蛛池 Never saw anybody survive to that point.
你输了，奥贝里瑜斯，赔率1000比1，没错吧？ You have lost, Obelus. A thousand times your pay, do you remember?
奥贝... Obel...
这个高卢人太厉害了 What that Gaul did is extraordinary.
奥贝里瑜斯！奥贝里瑜斯！图塔...安静！ Obelus! Obelus! For... Silence!
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神...在...上... Obelus, by Tuta...! Oh, but... For Your...! Oh!
尝尝蜘蛛的味道，傻大个 Eat this, you enormous beast.
奥贝里瑜斯，奥贝里瑜斯！奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神... Obelus! Obelus! Obelus, by Tuta...!
你说过，他走到这里，就饶他不死 You said that if he arrived here，you spare his life.
没错，可那是凯撒，我有王牌 Yes, that Caesar; but I am entitled to a joker.
- 你的王牌是野兽？ - And is your joker an animal? - 谁说的，他是人！ - Worst, It is a man!
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神在上 Obelus... by Tutatis!
真好笑，他好像在和你说话 Listen,isn't it curious. It seems that he is speaking to you.
- 他说什么？太吵了，什么也听不见 - What does he say? Cannot hear anything. - 我会读唇语，听好 - I will read the lips, hey.
- 你会读唇语？ - Do you know how to make it? - 那当然，我具备间谍的资质 - Yes, I have the skill of a spy.
他这样说 Said exactly:
奥贝里瑜斯，图塔蒂斯神在上，变回奥贝里克斯，马上 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Obelix. It is urgent.
- 你说真的？ - Are you sure? - 那当然 - Of course! - 太好了 - Very well, then...
放开我朋友 You separate your hands.
妈妈咪呀！ mamma mia！
干什么呢，傻大个儿，我喊你好久了 What kept you? I've been calling out for an hour.
- 太吵了，啥也听不见 - With the noise i didn't hear anything. - 快去救帕诺万能克斯 - It is necessary to free Panoramix.
- 他在哪？ - Where is he? - 跟我来 - Over there.
抓住他们 Go to them.
- 图塔蒂斯神啊。交给你了 - For Tutatis, you have been in charge. - 包在我身上 - Yes.
站住！ 士兵们，上啊，上啊！ You alone. Guards, go go.
干得漂亮，奥贝里克斯！ Brave, Obelix！
快，快走，我们得离开这儿 Go, we go, we go. Quickly, come we go.
- 不行，我讨厌蜘蛛， - No, no; I don't like the spiders. - 没事的，有点痒痒罢了 - It's okay, it just tickles. - 我不要过去 - I'm not gonna cross.
我有办法了 I have an idea.
蜘蛛全部被吹跑啦！ I will blow them.
奥贝里克斯，救祭祀 Obelix, Panoramix
等等，奥贝里克斯，我示范给你看 Wait, Obelix, I'll teach you.
过来！咱们走 Come here! Lets go!
当心狮子！ Watchout for the cats.
混蛋！ Bastards!
再见了，罗马人！ 这边 See you, Romans! Here.
走这边，我们来了，帕诺万能克斯 Over there. We are here, Panoramix.
一意吠克斯，过来 Ideafix, come here!
乖狗狗 my little puppy!
奥贝里克斯 Obelix
敌人的敌人就是我们的朋友 The enemies of our enemies are our friends.
- 你走运了，伙计 - It's your lucky day, pal. - 快点，快走 - Lets leave. Off we go.
快，快 Come,come.
有动静，罗马人攻过来了 Alert, alerts. The Romans attack.
揍他们，给他们点颜色瞧瞧 We must show them, because that's it.
快走，到家了，跟上 Go we go, we already arrive. We go.
奥贝里克斯！如果是奥贝里克斯本人的话 Obelix? But if it isObelix!
当然是我，还能是谁？ Undoubtedly its me. Don't you recognize me?
为什么穿着罗马人的衣服？ Why the hell you disguised as a Roman?
等会再说 I'll explain
他是谁？ who is that?
我们救出的罗马俘虏 A prisoner of the Romans that we liberated.
伊梭托马提克斯, 摘下面具 Ah. Esautomátix, removes his mask.
当心点 我来 Not this way, be careful.
你在做什么？ What are you waiting for?
摘下面具，图塔蒂斯神在上，我命令你摘下面具 Go, remove his mask, by Tutatis. It is an order.
好吧好吧 As u like.
是他，尤利乌斯.凯撒 Its Julio, Julio, Julio Caesar!
我们抓住了尤利乌斯.凯撒, 我抓住了尤利乌斯.凯撒 We have captured Julio Caesar. I have captured Julio Caesar.
- 你说谁？啊？ - How?... Ah! - 我们抓住了尤利乌斯.凯撒 - We have captured Julio Caesar.
情况比你们想的要复杂 The situation is more serious than you think.
奥贝里克斯，阿斯泰利克斯，阿卜哈哈古西克斯 还有你，尤利乌斯.凯撒，我们五个人谈谈 Obelix, Astérix, Abracacúrcix, and you, Julio Caesar, I wanna speak to you.
我先换换衣服，假扮罗马人真是够了 Before that i want to change myself, I am tired of being a Roman.
德特里瑜斯的军队，随时可能攻打我们 The troops of Detritus, they will attack us any moment now.
他们的人数是我们的千倍 And they are more a thousand times larger that us.
- 一千倍？ - Only a thousand times? - 我们有魔法药水 - We have the magic potion.
锅子里只剩一点点了 We only have left little in the pot.
- 罗马人也有 - Now they also have it. - 什么？ - What?
德特里瑜斯设计逼我熬制魔法药水 Detritus forced me to prepare them magic potion.
他只到手一小锅而已 But he only have a small pot.
他们人数上占优势，再加上魔法药水 With their numeric superiority, if they used the potion.
形式对他们更加有利 Would be enough to decant the scale to their favor.
到时候，村子 And then, our town.
将从地图上永远消失 Would be erased from the map forever.
德特里瑜斯还会除去凯撒，您说呢，凯撒？ And will be Caesar murdered by Detritus. What do you say, Caesar?
您说的很对，祭司先生 What you say is correct, druid.
我有一个提议 But, I have a proposition to make to you.
如果你们助我重获权利 If you help me to recover my power,
村子税务全免 You will be exempt from giving taxes.
村民们可以继续生活在罗马的法律之外 And you will be able to continue living outside of the Roman law.
- 村长，意下如何？ What do you say, chief? - 有意思 - Its very interesting.
但是也许佩蒂伯恩成为对外贸易区，不受管辖 But maybe better if Petibónum becomes foreign trade zone.
这个提议更好 with the possibility give not to supervise our companies.
贪心的高卢人 Believe that you exaggerate, Gaul.
这是讨价还价的时候吗？ This is the time to make business?
- 我们还有机会吗？ - Does some possibility give to conquer? - 机会虽小，有的 - Yes. A minimal possibility.
是吗？说吧，祭司大人 Ah! Which? Talk druida.
我能熬制威力更猛的魔法药水 I can make my potion more potent
如果加入双头独角兽的奶 If I can add unicorn's milk of 2 heads.
双头独角兽？我出生前就灭绝了！ Of 2 heads? That animal was long gone before i was born.
马修萨里克斯有一瓶 Mathusalix still has a little flask.
- 马修萨里克斯？ 他在哪？ - Mathusalix? And where is he? - 那个老疯子好多年都没见着了 - We have not seen to the crazy old one for years.
就是 True.
我的曾祖父传授了我一切，你们管他叫老疯子？ How can you call my great-grandfather crazy if he's one that taught me everything?
罗马人，村长，罗马人攻打村子啦！ The Romans attack. chief, the Romans attack.
哪里？ From where? from where?
后门 From the behind door.
声东击西 他们真正的目标是前门 Its a trick. In fact they will attack from front.
- 你怎么知道？ - How do you know that? - 我发明的战术 - I invented that strategy.
进攻！ Attacks!
- 必须找到马修萨里克斯 - It is necessary to find Mathusalix. - 跟我来 - Follow me.
- 走吧！ - Come! - 来了，来了 - Yes, I go.
马修萨里克斯，你在哪？我们需要你 Mathusalix, where are you? We need you.
没准聋了，他得多大岁数了？ Deaf already. How old will he be?
200岁 他可能藏起来了 About 200. He's probably hiding
他喜欢恶作剧 Continue being a joker.
马修萨里克斯! Mathusalix
这是什么？ what is this?
- 他的胡子 - Its the end of his beard. - 顺着胡子找 - Lets follow it.
- 你自己想到的？ - Figure that out by yourself? - 没错 - Yes.
走吧 Lets go.
- 给我，我来 - Give me, give me, give me. - 轻点拉，轻点 - With softness, gently.
- 轻点拉，奥贝里克斯 - With softness, Obelix. - 是的，是的，轻点 - Yes, gently, yes.
有了 Caught ya.
是他吗？ Is it him?
抱歉了，马修萨里克斯 事态紧急 Mathusalix, it excuses for the nuisance but this is a serious matter.
我需要双头独角兽奶 I need milk of unicorn with 2 heads.
村子的存亡就靠它了 The survival of the town depends on it.
等这一刻等了好久 I have waited this moment for a lot of time.
双头独角兽奶不能这么轻易地交给你 I will not give it to you so easily.
什么？ What?
可以给你，前提是回答我的两个问题 I will give it to you if you can answer my 2 questions.
你说什么？罗马人正在攻打我们！ Are u joking? The Romans are attacking us!
别催他，他生来就是顽固之人 Don't treats him with rudeness. He is stubborn as a mule.
容我提醒，问题不能答错 And I notice it of you too: You cannot make a mistake.
- 好 - Good. - 问题一 - First question.
乞丐有个哥哥，哥哥死了 A beggar had a brother, this brother is dead.
但是哥哥活着的时候，却没有弟弟，为什么？ But while he was alive he didn't have any brother. Why?
为什么？ Why?
7！ 6！ 注意注意，只剩5滴水的时间 Seven! Six! Attention is only 5 drops left water.
5！4！3！ Five! Four! Three!
如果你们回答不上，代我考考罗马人 If you don't find the answer you can go and ask her to the Romans.
- 2！ - Two! - 乞丐是女的！ - The beggar is a woman.
回答正确 Valid answer.
所有人！增援！ All to the barricades!
喝，喝下去，我再去弄点 Drink, drink the potion. I will look for more.
- 进攻！ - Attacks! - 长官！长官！ - Boss, boss.
什么事？ What it happens?
我们处于下风，需要魔法药水！ We are in disadvantage with the Gauls. Give us magic potion.
不行！魔法药水是我一个人的 lmposible! It is reserved for my personal use.
士兵们耗尽了体力 The troops are tired.
高卢人也累了，过不了多久，他们的魔法药水也喝完了 The Gauls also and soon they ran out of potion.
回去，给我打！ Go, I saw you enough.
听好，问题二 And now, the second enigma.
我既无兄弟，亦无姐妹 但是他的儿子 I do not have a brother neither sister, but that man's son.
是我父亲的儿子，他是谁？ He is my father's son. Who is ?
二十滴！二十滴！ Twenty drops! Twenty drops!
省着点 还有阿斯泰利克斯的一份 Slowly. I should keep for Astérix
老天爷，他们在干嘛呢！他们在干嘛呢！ But, what the hell do they do? What the hell do they do?
我来和他们打！ I Am going to charge myself! I am going to charge myself!
冲啊！冲啊！ Foward! Foward!
5！ Five!
等等，我想我知道答案了 Believe, I believe that I already know it.
4！ Four!
- 说吧，说出你的答案 - Say it once and for all. - 我不确定 - I am not sure.
管他呢，快说吧 Its the same, right now.
- 你想到正确答案了吗？ - And u have another correct answer? - 2！ - Two... - 顾不了那么多了，说啊！ - Doesn't matter, I tell you. Say it!
- 1！ - One! - 他，他是“我父亲” - Its, he is my father.
- 我的问题是什么来着？ - I already forgot the question. - 你在逗我们吗？ - Do you make fun of us?
不是的，活到我这岁数，记性不好是常有的事，对吧？ No, but at my age I have error of memory. Its normal, right?
我要掐死你，老滑头 Clear. I'll strangle the old gremlin.
你问“我既无兄弟，亦无姐妹。但是他的儿子 Ask, I do not have brother neither sister but the son of.
是我父亲的儿子，他是谁？” That man is my father's son. Who is ?
- 答案是： - The answer is: - “我父亲” - My father.
回答正确 Valid answer.
- 确定？ - Sure? - 不 - No.
要是他这么说的话... If he says so...
我头一回遇上 As it was the first thing that happened to me.
- 只要答案是正确的！ - Because it is the correct answer. - 但是我没有仔细思考 - but I said it without stopping to think.
- 脑子里一闪而过的念头 - The first thing that I thought. - 闭！上！你！的！嘴！ - Shut up once and for all.
瓶子，伟大的祭司！ We need the vial! Oh, great druid!
瓶子！ The vial!
接的漂亮！一意吠克斯！了不起 Brave, ldeafix! Well done, my dog.
了不起！不愧是我的狗狗 Bravo, dog, brave! My dog! My dog!
住手，别舀了 图塔蒂斯神在上 Stop. What are you doing? For Tutatis.
不幸中的万幸 There are still left!
- 好了，喝吧 - Already. Drink, quick. - 奥贝里克斯也来一口？ - Obelixx also?
双头独角兽奶改变了魔药的本质 Yes, yes. This milk changes the nature of the magic potion.
药效视人而定，你会明白的 The effect may vary. You will already see.
不错不错，独角兽奶味道很特别 Very good, very good. Their aftertaste is very pleasant.
- 我能喝吗？ - Truth what am I able to do? - 是的，快喝吧 - I already told it to you. Quickly.
- 会有什么变化？ - What will i notice? - 耐心点，你会明白的 - Wait a bit, and you will see.
见识下你老子的厉害 Come to Papa! Come, come.
来啊！ Foward!
进攻，上啊！ Attacks. Let us go!
进攻！ Attacks!
回去打啊！ Return to battle!
再来！ Other more.
冲啊！ There go.
胆小鬼！懦夫！可怜虫！ Cowardly panda! Cochineals! Miserable!
一点钟方向！两点钟方向！ At one o'clock. At two o'clock.
瞧瞧我的厉害，蠢货们！ 什么事儿都得我亲自上阵 Now you will see, silly poor persons. Ja! Must i do everything.
野蛮人 Coarse.
- 干得漂亮！ - You Did It very well. - 真有你的 - The same to you
凯撒！ Caesar!
敬礼，凯撒 敬礼，凯撒 Ave, Caesar. Ave Caesar!
罗马士兵们！ Legionaries.
从现在开始，这座高卢村庄的村民是罗马的朋友 The Gauls from this village they are from now on is our friends.
罗马的盟军 And our allies.
解救我于德特里瑜斯的魔掌之中 They pulled me from the treacherous claws of Detritus's.
没有他们，就没有我凯撒 Without them, i would be dead.
- 你的死期到了 德特里瑜斯 - Your time has come, Detritus. - 恕罪，高贵的凯撒，恕罪 - Pity, noble Caesar, pity.
我肯定是疯了，都不知道自己在做什么 I don't knows what it happened me. I wasn't myself.
- 失去了理智 - I lost my head. - 你确实不知道 - you do not know it well.
等等 等等 A moment, a moment, a moment, please.
手下留情，凯撒 愿赌服输 Don't do it, Caesar. Good, I have played, and I have lost.
惩罚我吧，此事既往不咎 Now punish me, nothing more to be spoken.
- 卑鄙小人 - You're vile. - 没错 - Precisely.
卑鄙小人，说得对 Exactly, do you reflect, hey?
随时随刻， 您需要我这样的卑鄙小人 Always! Always! You always need someone vile.
特别是大权在握的时候 when you're in power, no?
- 撒谎！ - That's not true at all. - 安静，高卢人 - Silence, Gauls.
- 安静！ - Shut Up you. - 不能脏了您的手 - That avoids getting dirty hands.
我精通各种计谋，各种计谋！ I know how to make of everything, Caesar. Of everything.
打探，告密，背叛朋友 Spying, denouncing, betraying my friends.
个人嗜好！ 以及做伪证 All are it that more I like it. And the false testimonies, also.
- 一切的一切 - Everything! - 你令我恶心 - You disgust me.
您很理解我 凯撒大帝觉得我恶心，听啊 You know me very well. I disgust him, you already heard it.
凯撒，我不会让您失望的 Then Caesar, I won't disappoint you.
危险，凯撒 Danger, Caesar...
危险来自于您周围背信弃义的人 Danger from those traitors that are around to you.
您却认为他对您忠心耿耿，一心一意？ And that you believe to be faithful and devote.
- 谁？ - Who do you speak? - 他是... - I talk of...
此地不宜谈论 Can't tell it to you in public.
气氛不足 凯撒 Its unpleasant, Caesar.
凯撒 Caesar.
如果您同意，我将上交一份名单，详谈 If you are interested, I'll prepare you a list and then can we comment on it.
- 带他下去 - Take it. - 谢谢 - Thanks.
我上交的名单绝对会令您大吃一惊 Come, I will make you a list that you will be surprised.
想要背叛您的人多如牛毛 Many awaits the moment to give you a stab in the back.
您的朋友，邻居，甚至亲人 They are friends, neighbors, even relatives.
您明白吗？您的亲人，凯撒！ Do you understand? Relatives. Come, Caesar!
法拉芭拉？ Falbal?
您是我今晚亲吻的第十个奥贝里克斯 You are the tenth Obelix that I kiss tonight.
我是真正的奥贝里克斯，千真万确 Yes, but I am the true Obelix. True!
其他奥贝里克斯是魔法分身 The other ones were not more than imitations.
法拉芭拉？ 我有话要说，有话要要告诉你 Falbal? I have to speak to you. I have to tell you something.
说吧，我听着呢 Shoot, I listening.
- 愿意嫁给我吗？ - Will you marry me? - 你是认真的吗？ - Hey? Do you speak seriously?
是的，怎么了？ Yes. Why?
奥贝里克斯，我很爱你，就如亲哥哥一般 Obelix, I love you a lot, as to a great brother.
如挚友一般 我亲爱的小熊熊奥贝里克斯 Like to a friend, My great teddy Obelix.
特吉克米克斯是我的爱人，我们下个月就完婚了 But I love Tragicómix. We'll marry next month.
啊，是吗？但是我...破锣里克斯说你... Ah, yes? But if me... Prolix told me that you...
破锣里克斯是骗吃骗喝的江湖术士 Prolix is only a cheater.
别难过，我不要看到你难过的样子，小熊熊 Don't be sad. I can't see you sad, Obelix.
法拉芭拉 Falbal?
我得走了 你生气了吗？愿意做我的朋友吗？直到永远？ I should leave. Are you mad? You will always be my friend?
我亲爱的小熊熊奥贝里克斯 愿意吗？ My great teddy Obelix. Do you promise it to me?
愿意吗？ Do promise it to me?
- 答应我 - That you promise it to me. - 直到永远 - Yes.
帕诺万能克斯，能再多给我点魔法药水吗？ Panoramix, can you give me more magic potion, please?
你说什么？ 村子里的奥贝里克斯还不嫌多吗？ Are you joking? There more than enough Obelix outside?
不是给我的 Its not for me.
法拉芭拉？ 能再说两句吗？ Falbal? I can speak with you 2 seconds more?
- 你想干什么？ - What do you want from her? - 别担心 - No worries.
就一小会，法拉芭拉是你的 跟我来 I'll return it to you at once. We go, come on
- 法拉芭拉，喝吧 - Falbal? drink this. - 这是什么？ - What is it?
没关系的，我也喝了 It will not harm you. I also drank.
求求你，喝了吧 全当是为了我 Come on drinks, please. Give me that pleasure.
好喝吗？ Is it nice?
还行 Not bad.
- 但是... - But... - 但是？ - What?
太好了 回到你的心上人特吉克米克斯身边吧 Good, now you can go to look for your Tragicómix.
愿意陪陪我吗？ Do you want to stay with me?
多好的气氛 我走了 I think I'm in the way. I leave you.
法拉芭拉 Falbal?
- 罗马人，为你的健康干杯 - To your health, Romans. - 阿斯泰利克斯，为你的健康干杯 - To your health, Asterix.
肥皂泡 Have you seen?
一个人真好，看都看够了 Solo, Already tired of looking repeated.
我也是 Me also.
要喂饱他们得多少头野猪啊 Imagine all the boars to feed them to all.
奥贝里克斯 ,奥贝里克斯 ,奥贝里克斯 ! Obelix,Obelix,Obelix!
奥贝里克斯消失了 Obelix has disappeared.
你是说分身奥贝里克斯？ will say the double he/she gives Obelix.
真身不见了 找遍了村子都没有找着他 No, no, all. I looked for him everywhere and nowhere to be found.
- 你害死了我朋友 - You Have Killed my friend. - 冷静 - Calm down.
真正的奥贝里克斯在别处 你不是好好的吗 The real Obelix must be around.You're here, aren't you?
- 没准我也会消失 - I may disappear too. - 不会的 - No.
你怎么知道？ 以前喝过双头独角兽奶？ How do you know it? Had you already used the milk unicorn?
我？没有 马修萨里克斯经常喝 Me no, but Mathusalix always used it.
如果有副作用的话，他早就警告我了 And if there has been danger, he would have warned me.
警告！ 那个老古董是个疯子！ Warned! That yokel is a perverse one.
我不允许你说我曾祖父的坏话 I will not allows you to speak like that of my great-grandfather.
他教会了我一切 怎么了？ He has taught me everything... Whats wrong with you?
很异常的感觉 整个人变得空洞 I feel strange. I sit down as if, i was empty.
我要变成肥皂泡泡啦 I will also become in soap bubbles.
瞧啊，开始了 腿，脚关节 痒痒难耐 Right now, I have itches in the legs and in the ankles.
除非是意吠克斯在挠我 If the one that tickles me is ideafix.
乖狗狗，你想做什么？ 出什么事了？ 带我去哪？ But what do you want, my dog? What going on? Where do you take me?
有男人趁机占便宜的 Some would abuse this situation.
- 你不会？ - You no? - 我？不会的，不会的 - No, me no. No.
- 不是的，我本不想... - Not that i dont want... - 吻我吧，你这个大呆瓜 - I just want you to kiss me without desire.
亲嘴巴？ In the mouth?
法拉芭拉 Falbal?
- 奥贝里克斯 奥贝里克斯 - Obelix，Obelix - 法拉芭拉 - Falbal?
- 是你吗？老伙计？ - Are you the true one. - 法拉芭拉 - Falbala.
当然是我， 怎么了？ Of Course it's me, why?
其他的奥贝里克斯化成肥皂泡 飞走了 Because the other ones, Obelix. They all have disappeared.
- 其他的阿斯泰利克斯 也飞走了 - And the other ones, Asterix, also. - 就像法拉芭拉 - Yes, like Falbala.
是的，就像法拉芭拉 真倒霉 Yes, as Falbal? That is to have bad luck.
- 特别是法拉芭拉 - Yes especially for... - 没错 法拉芭拉 - Yes, for Falbal?
来吧，我们走吧 俗话说不合适的爱情就像肥皂泡，来得快去得快 Go. They say that the wrong gives loves it doesn't last a lifetime.
时间留下的是美好回忆 你还有我 With the time leave good memories. And you have me.
- 是啊，至少还有你 - Yes, less than bad I have you. - 幸运儿 - Less bad.
喂！ 等等我 Already go. Wait for me!
- 凯伊瑜斯.拨来瑜斯 - My Caius Bonus. - 不要，我受够了 - No, no, no, finished.
最后一次，绝无下例 Its the last time, only a last time.
- 代我向埃及人问好（电影第二部《埃及女王的任务》） - Greet the Egyptian! - 人影都没了 - you have gone away to Caius Bonus.
全走光了，没人陪我玩了 Everyone has left without fighting for the last time.
开心点，奥贝里克斯 我们赢了，大获全胜 Obelix comes, don't put that face. It is the victory, we have won.
是啊，可我啥也没捞着 Yes, but I have lost everything.
朋友们 My friends!
今晚 让我们开怀庆祝 Tonight we celebrate two important events.
我们击退了罗马人 Our victory on the Romans.
万岁！万岁！ Well! Well done!
- 以及奥贝里克斯的生日！ - And Obelix's anniversary. - 万岁 - Good!
小时候你掉进药水锅 When you are a baby, You fell down within the magical potion
奥贝里克斯 Obelix
友谊 宴会 罗马人 生日蛋糕 In the friendship, the banquets, the Romans, the cakes.
奥贝里克斯 Obelix
力大无比的石柱搬运工 Famous you are for making menhirs.
奥贝里克斯 Obelix
爱情令你脸红红 永远长不大的 Love makes you blush, but you never age...
奥贝里克斯 Obelix
生日蛋糕！ And now, the cake.
归你了 凯撒的贺礼 They are yours. Caesar has participated.
上啊 奥贝里克斯 Come, Obelix.
你 对，你，你 You. Yes, you, you, you.
你啊你啊你 You, you, you, you, you.
- 瞄准 - Here. - 不 - No.
- 揍我 - Right here. - 不 - No.
动手 Yes!
下手太狠了 蛋糕没了 Always the hard hitter. You destroy the cake in one go
老早就提醒他 他这个贪吃鬼 I always tell it to him. Hes is a glutton.
奥贝里克斯 ，奥贝里克斯 Obelix，Obelix
放我下来 我要高歌 I want to sing. I want to sing.